upcoming Events

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wythe hotel theatre

80 wythe ave
Brooklyn, NY

"Clever Girl: Jurassic Park"

Saturday, February 17
Showtimes: 7pm, 9pm
Tickets: $15

This is a 21+ event. No ID, no entry! Drink responsibly.

After sold out performances of THE MATRIX and RETURN OF THE JEDI, The Usual Rejects are back! Hold on to your butts and lock your electronic doors, dinosaurs have escaped! Welcome to CLEVER GIRL: JURASSIC PARK. Watch as your favorite comedic actors devour your favorite childhood film in a hilarious staged reading. Dodge child-hungry Velociraptors and the sexual advances of Dr. Ian Malcolm and when dealing with dino droppings please remember to wash your hands before you eat anything. Audience participation, trivia, raffle prizes - general mayhem will ensue! And yes… We have a T-Rex!

Have we mentioned that it's also a Drinking Game?! THIS SHOW IS RATED R - Wait what? That's right, we card at the Door! 21+ Allowed in! 

Lives saved. Dreams fulfilled. Game on.

Beers are available for sale at the bar and you can bring them into the theater.

Starring: Deven Anderson, Rob Brinkmann, Brandon Scott Hughes, Christina Perry, David Rey, and Kirk Gostkowski

 
 

past events

 
 

Wythe Hotel Theatre

80 Wythe Ave, Brooklyn, NY

"Yub Nub: return of the jedi"

Saturday, January 20
Show Times: 7pm, 9pm
Tickets: $15

This is a 21+ event. No ID, no entry! Drink responsibly.

Welcome to the Usual Rejects production of Yub Nub: Return of the Jedi, where we ruin your childhood one blockbuster at a time. 5 actors take on all the roles and all the hilarious action to this classic finale to the original Star Wars trilogy! 

Give yourself to the dark side and join us for a night of debaucherous entertainment!

OH MY, have we mentioned that it's also a Drinking Game! We’re doomed! 

THIS SHOW IS RATED R - Wait what? That's right, we card at the door! Don’t let this overwhelm you, this show is most definitely NOT A TRAP!

There will be audience participation, trivia, raffle prizes...and so much more! The Force is strong with this show. 

Admire Jabba’s taste in slave edition gold bikinis, team up with teddy bears to tackle the Empire with twine, and avoid possibly the worst pit of all time - well at least top five worst pits. Give in to your curiosity and join us for an incredible night of fun. It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. 

 
 

Cradle of Aviation Museum - Dome Theater

Charles Lindbergh Blvd
Garden City, NY

"there is no spoon: the matrix"

Saturday, July 22
Show Time: 8pm

2 free beers with admission!

 
 
 

Cradle of Aviation Museum - Dome Theater

Charles Lindbergh Blvd
Garden City, NY

"This is Heavy: Back to the Future"

Saturday, May 13
Show Time: 8pm

2 free beers with admission!

 
 
 

roy arias 777 theater

777 8th ave
NEW YORK, NY

"never tell me the odds: the empire strikes back!"

Saturday, December 10, 2016
Show Time: 8pm

2 FREE BEERs WITH ADMISSION!

 
 
 

Producer's Club NYC

The Grand
358 W 44th St
New York, NY

 

"Game Over: Aliens"

Saturday, October 15, 2016
Show Times: 7pm, 9pm

 
 

Super Megashow / Megafest

181 Boston Post Rd W
Marlborough, MA

"Game Over: Aliens"

Friday, October 21, 2016
Show Time: 7:30pm

Saturday, October 22, 2016
Show Time: 6:30pm

Shows are performed at Best Western Royal Plaza Hotel, Ballroom Salon D

 
 

Eternal Con

june 10-12, 2016

"KALI-MA: INDIANA JONES
AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM"

Saturday, June 11, 2016
Show Time: 7pm

Complimentary Beer provided by
Blue Point Brewery!